waiter,theres a ________ in my soup

[lily]

This game is in another website I go to and the thread was funny and pretty good so I'll do it here.
Here's how this game works.
Somebody complains about something being in their soup, and then the next poster gives a reason or way to fix it and complains about their soup.
Example:
Me:
Waiter, There's ice in my soup!
Next person:Then melt it in the microwave.
Waiter, there's a gameboy in my soup.
Another person: Clean it, fix it and it's yours.
I'll begin
Waiter, there's nothing in my soup!

[Darky]

Then put something in it.

Waiter, there's a banana in my soup!

[lily]

take out the banana and eat it
waiter,theres a monky in my soup

[Berrynose]

Then take it out and keep it as a servent.
Waiter, theres Santa Clause in my soup!

[undeadhate]

Then take your present and run

Waitor im in my soup

[Berrynose]

Then jump out of yor soup and get out of the crazy resturaunt.
Waiter theres an angry cat in my soup.